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Hey, phone company….

14 Sep

Dear phone company,

No, I do not have a dial tone on my land line.

No, I am not using that line.

Yes, it is an issue with all the phones in my house.

If i was calling from that line, I most certainly would not be calling to tell you I have
no phone service at the moment.

Also, thank you for having an automated service so that I can make two phone calls since
my internet is also on the fritz.

That is all,


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